when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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