Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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