Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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