I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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