capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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