Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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