I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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