This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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