the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How's work?
Spinning.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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