Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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