Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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