I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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