id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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