too bad you live with your parents still
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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