he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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