I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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