well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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