chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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