with your own penis?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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