You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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