Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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