But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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