Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
operation have a gay friend backfired
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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