i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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