Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He has the fingertips of a God
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