My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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