before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Randomize
