i jhust puked up my retainher.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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