It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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