tell your sister to shave her snatch
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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