no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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