In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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