My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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