I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i dont even know how to be here
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
