on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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