Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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