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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.

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• (805): View more from California

  my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"

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  Too much penis in there.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's gameday bitch. Man up.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.

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  Twice?!

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• (631): View more from New York

  Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."

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  That text took me 10 minutes.

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