We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Quick, to the slutcave!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)