Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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