some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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