So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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