they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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