I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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