Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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