i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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