Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
