On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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