Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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