So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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