dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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