How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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