well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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