Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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