READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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